He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
is it fun? or sober?
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