Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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