We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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