Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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