Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
