But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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