i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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