at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
do herpes really smell.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
The air was thick with penises
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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