i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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