Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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