I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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