I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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