All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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