If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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