Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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