i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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