I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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