Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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