What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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