If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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