I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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