just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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