I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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