So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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