Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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