this beer tastes like vomit already
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
