Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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