when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
third nipple confirmed
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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