What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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