For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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