you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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