oh god the rape fog is back!
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I think my moral compass just broke
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