what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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