im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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