I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
