just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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