No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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