Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
