It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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