i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
why is half of my head shaved?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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