I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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