Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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