Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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