I hope mine doesn't look like that
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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