so that wasnt chicken after all
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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