She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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