I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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