At least make sure they are 18
Why
She said her name was "party"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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