Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
