i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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