That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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