I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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